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What movies have not aged well?

13.06.2025 14:07

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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Live and Let Die

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

You Only Live Twice

-J W Pepper

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Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Goldfinger

Why did my ex replace me so fast?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

Moonraker

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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